A Brutal Opening Act

Merseyside derbies usually involve a lot of aggressive pointing, nervous energy, and a solid twenty minutes of both teams feeling each other out. You expect heavy tackles and a tightly contested midfield. Today, Liverpool just decided to skip the formalities completely.

Sky Sports barely had time to put the broadcast graphics up before the red half of the city started gloating. Liverpool came out looking like they had a bus to catch, trapping Everton deep inside their own defensive third from the opening whistle. The pressing was relentless, angry, and incredibly effective.

Naturally, social media reacted exactly how you would expect to this kind of early dominance. There was zero grace from the winning side, absolute hysteria from the losing side, and a whole lot of tactical finger-pointing from the neutrals.

The Blue Meltdown

Everton fans on Twitter and Reddit were essentially going through the five stages of grief before the clock even hit the twenty-minute mark. You almost had to respect how quickly the pre-match optimism completely evaporated. It is one thing to concede early pressure away from home in a derby.

It is an entirely different nightmare to watch your midfield get completely bypassed like traffic cones on a training pitch. Everton tried to play out from the back, and it failed spectacularly. The center-backs looked panicked under the slightest hint of a red shirt, leading to cheap corners and panicked clearances.

"I'm tired of watching us try to play like prime Barcelona when we are getting pressed into oblivion. Just kick it long. Please. I am begging you to just clear the damn ball."

That sentiment was echoed across fan forums all afternoon. The general consensus was that the tactical setup was suicidal. You cannot invite a high press when your pivot players are failing to turn and find the wing-backs. Fans were furious at the manager's stubbornness to stick to a philosophy that clearly was not working.

The Red Arrogance

On the flip side, the red half of Merseyside was having an absolute field day. Liverpool fans have endured some incredibly rough years in the WSL over the last decade. They spent time rotting away in the Championship while they watched their rivals stockpile top-tier talent.

So, when Matt Beard's squad comes out and completely bullies Everton, the fanbase is not going to sit quietly and politely applaud. They want blood, and they got it early on. The gloating online was magnificent and entirely insufferable.

"Matt Beard has these women pressing like their lives depend on it. Everton look terrified every time they touch the ball. Inject this straight into my veins."

Liverpool supporters weren't just celebrating the strong start; they were actively mocking the tactical naivety of their rivals. Accounts were pulling up live heat maps just to prove that the ball had barely crossed the halfway line in the opening exchanges. The superiority complex is well and truly back.

The Contrarian Reality Check

But because football Twitter is a miserable place where nobody is allowed to just enjoy things, the contrarians arrived exactly on schedule. These are the fans who refuse to watch a game without having a spreadsheet open on their second monitor. And honestly, they actually had a very valid point today.

The stats nerds quickly pointed out that looking busy is not the same thing as being clinical. Yes, Liverpool dominated the ball. Yes, they forced Everton into a desperate, panicked low block. But what did they actually have to show for it on the scoreboard during that initial onslaught?

"Everyone is hyping up this Red start, but they are completely ignoring the fact that they've wasted three massive transitional moments. Against a competent side, this gets punished immediately."

This is where I have to step in and agree with the miserable analysts for a second. The reality is that Liverpool's final ball was remarkably sloppy. You cannot pin a team inside their own penalty box for a solid 15 minutes and fail to put the game completely out of sight.

Failing to Kill the Game

This is my biggest issue with how Liverpool handled that opening dominance. It is a recurring theme with this squad throughout the late stages of this 2025-2026 season. They generate turnovers in fantastic areas, their pressing triggers are drilled to perfection, and then they completely freeze when it comes time to pull the trigger.

A better team would have punished Everton severely. A team like Chelsea or Manchester City would have had three goals on the board and been resting their star players on the bench by halftime. Instead, Liverpool let Everton hang around in a game they had no business surviving.

They got away with it today because Everton's attacking threat was practically non-existent. But if you want to compete for the European spots next season, you cannot be this wasteful. You have to be ruthless. Liverpool were visually impressive, but functionally flawed in the final third.

The Shifting Power Dynamic

Despite the finishing issues, you have to acknowledge the wider historical baggage at play here. Everton used to be the gold standard for women's football in this city. They were the ones producing the talent and dictating the terms of this rivalry.

Now, as we sit here in late March 2026, the momentum has completely swung across Stanley Park. Liverpool feels like a project on the rise, even with their attacking inefficiencies. Everton feels like a club treading water, desperately trying to figure out an identity.

If today's opening blitz proved anything, it is that the gap between the two sides is widening. Liverpool fans have every right to enjoy their Saturday evening pints. Everton fans, meanwhile, might want to avoid social media for the next forty-eight hours. It is going to be a very long, very loud weekend in the city.