The Totally Football Show · March 17, 2026 · 1h 1m

Will the Premier League strike back in the Champions League? Plus THAT Guler goal

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Bayern Munich player news

Sven Ulreich hasn't played since September 2024. In addition to which, on a much more serious note, in August 2025 he and his wife announced that his six-year-old son had really sadly passed away after a long illness. He's been going through a private hell in the background.

Seb Stafford-Bloor

Real Madrid player form

Arda Guler's goal was 68 meters out. I read some stats here in Spain saying that it's the farthest goal that has ever been scored in La Liga.

Paul Belus

Champions League team news

The expectation in Madrid is that Mbappe is possibly not starting in Manchester.

Paul Belus

Manager changes

Ashley Cole signed on for his first proper senior managerial role at Serie B side Cesena.

James Richardson

Serie A title race

The title race, which we declared wide open all over again last week, seems to be now shut and dry.

James Richardson

Bundesliga refereeing

Uli Hoeneß, the honorary president of Bayern Munich, called it the worst Bundesliga refereeing performance he'd ever seen.

Seb Stafford-Bloor

Transfer news

Rocco Reitz's move to RB Leipzig in the summer was confirmed this morning. That is going to be pretty difficult for him to navigate for the rest of the season because he's a fan, he's a family of fans, and now off he goes to RB Leipzig.

Seb Stafford-Bloor

Tactical analysis

Vincent Kompany drew comparisons, not in the kind of player they are, but in the way they go about their work. He thought Michael Olise reminded him of Kevin De Bruyne when he was at Man City.

James Richardson

Ligue 1 controversy

The allegation is that Voldemir Keita, the outspoken, long-standing Nantes president, is very pally with Nasser al-Khalifi and that that was the main reason for Nantes accepting [the postponement of the PSG match].

Tom Williams

La Liga controversy

Getafe defender Abdel Abqar was sent off for pinching. It certainly looks from Sorloth's reaction as though he given him a little bit of a Paul Gascoigne tweak.

Paul Belus